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Funny SMS

Post  Admin on Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:37 am

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

Tum aa gaye ho : Noor a gaya hai, Tum aa gaye ho : Noor a gaya hai,
Chalo teeno picture chalen…..

Mein tere pyar main, Paagal hua chhaliye
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

Yeh mere aansu jinhe koi pochne wala bhi nahi
Koi aanchal enhe milta to sitare hote.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aa
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Tu chand mange main chand dedu, Tu raat mange mein raat dedu, Tu dil mange main dil dedu, Tu jaan mange: bas yaar…. Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!

Dil main basa hay piar tera, Aankhoon main basi hai tasveer teri, Jab bhi yaad aati hai teri, Hum deekhtay hain “tom and jerry”.

Main nay tujhay deekha , Dhekta raha, Dhekhta hi gaya, Phir mujhay chashma lag gaya.

Mujh ko naya zamana hairat main dalta hai ,Jis ka gala dabaoon woh aankhain nikalta hai

Jo kissi kissi
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaa
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Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai -
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. -

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. -
Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai,-
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? -
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya -

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
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what is ishaq?
the answer is pepsi
it means
p piyar
e ehsas
p pagalpan
s sabar
i imtihan
waooo itna sab sirf 1o rupees main
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Jis tarjan 1 machar marnay say aadmi
"SHIKARI"
nahee banta .









theek ussi tarhan











2-3 sms karnay se



"BIHIKARI"
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means
With Idiot for Ever
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
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